Engrish – 15 moments that massacred English

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Japan is known for a lot of things. Including "Engrish". If you're wondering, “What the hell is Engrish, bro?”, I'm gonna explain…

“Engrish” it is nothing more, nothing less than an attempt to write (or even speak) English in a hideous and abominable way. This is when the Japanese (or any other Asian) write or speak English with grotesque grammatical errors.

However, most of these attacks on English are out of simple and pure style. The Japanese use English words in clothing, advertising, and the media just for style. For this reason, most English words or phrases are grammatically wrong or don't mean shit.

Below, you will see a compilation of the best moments of attempts at the English language. Enjoy:

1. Toyota uses “Engrish” as a marketing strategy

Engrish
Translation: “It's an outdoor sport that started to shine recently. Outdoor sports is the science to lift spirits. ”

2. “Images are hopefully in your head…”

Engrish - 15 moments that massacred English
Translation: “images have been hopefully in your head since 1982”

 

3. A place where you can shop and get sick

Engrish - 15 moments that massacred English
Translation: “sick shop” buying 5 of our pants, as a gift you become HIV positive

4. “The only concerned staff…”

Engrish - 15 moments that massacred English
Translation: “keep your distance. The only worried staff. ” is an area reserved for people who give a damn

5. “Today is under construction…”

Engrish - 15 moments that massacred English
Translation: today is under construction. Thank you for understand. " but what?

6. Bathroom Tips

Engrish - 15 moments that massacred English
Translation: “please urinate accurately and elegantly” they would be grateful if you did

7. Rape your food

Engrish - 15 moments that massacred English
Translation: “fuck the duck until it exploded” I wonder who the mental patient was that gave that name

8. A sport I've never heard of

Engrish - 15 moments that massacred English
Translation: “stationery, office supplies, calendar fitting shop, safes, sighboards and leather goods” new modality for the 2020 olympics

9. When asked how good your English skill is

Engrish - 15 moments that massacred English
Translation: “perpeito” impeccable spelling

10. It's… What?

Engrish - 15 moments that massacred English
Translation: “the most fresh pasta met the greatest source. That thing that the spiga can find power from everyone's smile makes us happy about everyone. "I didn't understand shit

11. Ninja Monkeys

Engrish - 15 moments that massacred English
Translation: “in case monkeys are in the forest, you cannot find them. ” watch out for them

12. Useful in an emergency situation

Engrish - 15 moments that massacred English
Translation: “in case of fire, die! "let the motherfucker burn

13. Grammar reform

Engrish - 15 moments that massacred English
Translation: “this light is for night. Please don't light. ” where “light” becomes a verb

14. Forbidden for imbeciles

Engrish - 15 moments that massacred English
Translation: “no idiot here. No idiots area here. ” go be stupid somewhere else

15. “Engrish” at its peak

Engrish - 15 moments that massacred English
Translation: “Warning! Because there is danger that is involved in a dolphin. Please don't grow a hand on a fence. ” “engrish” is what makes our day

That's all, folks. I hope you enjoyed it and didn't stick a pair of scissors in your eyes as you witnessed these attacks on English. Don't forget to share this article with your friends.

See you next time!

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