Japan is known for a lot of things. Including "Engrish". If you're wondering, "What the hell is Engrish, man?", I'll explain...
"english" it is nothing more, nothing less than an attempt to write (or even speak) English in a hideous and abominable way. This is when the Japanese (or any other Asian) write or speak English with grotesque grammatical errors.
However, most of these attacks on English are out of simple and pure style. The Japanese use English words in clothing, advertising, and the media just for style. For this reason, most English words or phrases are grammatically wrong or don't mean shit.
Below, you will see a compilation of the best moments of attempts at the English language. Enjoy:
Table of Content
1. Toyota uses "Engrish" as a marketing strategy
2. "Pictures are hopefully in your head..."
3. A place where you can shop and get sick
4. "The concerned staff only..."
5. "Today is under construction..."
6. Bathroom Tips
7. Rape your food
8. A sport I've never heard of
9. When asked how good your English skill is
10. It's... What?
11. Ninja Monkeys
12. Useful in an emergency situation
13. Grammar reform
14. Forbidden for imbeciles
15. "Engrish" at its peak
That's all, folks. I hope you enjoyed it and didn't stick a pair of scissors in your eyes as you witnessed these attacks on English. Don't forget to share this article with your friends.
See you next time!