Engrish - 15 moments that slaughtered the English

WRITTEN BY

Japan is known for a lot of things. Including Engrish“. If you're wondering, "What the hell is Engrish, bro?", I'm gonna explain…

"Engrish" it is nothing more, nothing less than an attempt to write (or even speak) English in a horrible and abominable way. That's when the Japanese (or any other Asian) write or speak English with grotesque grammatical errors.

However, most of these attacks on English are by simple and purely style. The Japanese use English words in clothing, advertising and in the media just for the sake of style. For this reason, most English words or phrases are grammatically wrong or don't mean shit.

Below, you will see a compilation of the best moments of the attempts at the English language. Enjoy:

1. Toyota uses “Engrish” as a marketing strategy

Engrish
Translation: “it is an outdoor sport that has recently started to shine. Outdoor sports is the science for raising spirits. "

2. “Images are hopefully in your head…”

Engrish - 15 moments that slaughtered the English
Translation: “images have been hopefully in your head since 1982”

 

3. A place where you can shop and get sick

Engrish - 15 moments that slaughtered the English
Translation: “sick store” buying 5 of our pants, as a gift you become HIV positive

4. "The concerned staff only ..."

Engrish - 15 moments that slaughtered the English
Translation: “keep your distance. The concerned staff only. ”Is an area reserved for people who give a damn

5. "Today is under construction ..."

Engrish - 15 moments that slaughtered the English
Translation: today is under construction. Thank you for understand. " but what?

6. Bathroom tips

Engrish - 15 moments that slaughtered the English
Translation: “please urinate accurately and elegantly” they would be grateful if you did

7. Rape your food

Engrish - 15 moments that slaughtered the English
Translation: “fuck the duck until it exploded” I wonder who the mentally ill person gave the name

8. A sport I have never heard of

Engrish - 15 moments that slaughtered the English
Translation: “stationery, office supplies, calendar fitting shop, safes, sighboards and leather goods” new modality for the 2020 Olympics

9. When asked how good your English skills are

Engrish - 15 moments that slaughtered the English
Translation: “perpeito” impeccable spelling

10. Yeah… What?

Engrish - 15 moments that slaughtered the English
Translation: “the freshest pasta found the largest source. That thing that the spiga can find the power of everyone's smile makes us happy about everyone. "I didn't fucking understand

11. Ninjas Monkeys

Engrish - 15 moments that slaughtered the English
Translation: “if monkeys are in the forest, you cannot find them. ”Watch out for them

12. Useful in an emergency

Engrish - 15 moments that slaughtered the English
Translation: “in case of fire, die! "Let the son of a bitch burn

13. Grammar reform

Engrish - 15 moments that slaughtered the English
Translation: “this light is for night. Please don't light. ”Where“ light ”becomes a verb

14. Forbidden for imbeciles

Engrish - 15 moments that slaughtered the English
Translation: “don't be an idiot here. No idiots here. ”Will be stupid elsewhere

15. “Engrish” at its peak

Engrish - 15 moments that slaughtered the English
Translation: “warning! Because there is danger that you are involved in a dolphin. Please don't grow a hand on a fence. ”“ Engrish ”is what makes our day

That's all, folks. I hope you enjoyed it and didn't put scissors in your eyes while you were witnessing these attacks on English. Don't forget to share this article with your friends.

See you next time!

Compartilhe com seus Amigos!