Engrish – 15 moments of English butchering

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Japan is known for a lot of things. Including “Engrish”. If you’re asking yourself right now “WTF is Engrish, dude?”, I’ll explain…

“Engrish” is nothing more than the attempt at writing (or even speaking) English in a horrendous and sometimes abhorrent way. It’s when Japanese (or any other Asian) write or speak English with grotesque grammar errors.

However, most of these attempts at English language are mostly for fashion. Japanese people usually use some English words in clothes, propaganda and media just for the sake of “style”. For that reason, most English words or phrases are either gramatically incorrect or mean jack sh*t.

Below, you’ll see a compilation of the best moments at English attempt. Enjoy.

1. Toyota uses “Engrish” as marketing strategy

Nice advice, Toyota...
Nice advice, Toyota…

2. “Images are hopefully in your head…”

Since 1982
Since 1982

3. A place where you can buy and get sick

"Buying 5 of our pants you get HIV for FREE!"
“Buying 5 of our pants you get HIV for FREE!”

4. “The concerned person only”

Reserved area for people who give a shit
Reserved area for people who give a shit

5. “Today is under construction…”

WTF?
WTF?

6. Bathroom tips

They would be grateful if you do so
They would be grateful if you do so


7. Rape your food

I wonder who was the sick fuck who gave that name
I wonder who was the sick f*ck who gave that name


8. A sport I never heard of

New modality for the 2020 Olympics
New modality for the 2020 Olympics

9. When they ask how your good your English skills are

Flawless spelling
Flawless spelling

10. Uh… What?

I didn't understand a goddamn thing
I didn’t understand a goddamn thing

11. Ninja Monkeys

Beware of them
Beware of them

12. Useful for an emergency situation

Let the motherfucker burn
Let the motherfucker burn

13. Grammar reform

Whereas "light" becomes a verb
Whereas “light” becomes a verb

14. Prohibited for morons

Go be stupid in other places
Go be stupid in other places

15. “Engrish” at its finest…

"Engrish" is what makes our day
“Engrish” is what makes our day

That’s it for today, folks. I hope you have enjoyed and not stabbed your eyes with a scissors while witnessing those attempts at English. Don’t forget to share this article with your friends.

See you next time!

 

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